December 2011
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September 2010
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“me: i wonder [names ommitted] went to napa for their honeymoon
thats pretty...”
July 2010
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December 2009
10 posts
Jersey Lore
As I sat down for a viewing of the television program “Jersey Shore” this evening I wondered, “Does every generation have members so detestably stupid, that they hang their heads in shame, heavy with wonder and despair?”. Now don’t get me wrong - I think that the players’ idiotic behavior and vacuous commentary makes GREAT television (it seems to harken back to...
Merry Christmas!
broken bells “the high road”? jazzy!
q: am i too young to love nancy meyers so much? ... →
kid cudi and vampire weekend. ebony and ivory?
November 2009
8 posts
i think that all “shoegaze”-type music...
my english degree won't get me a job, but i sure... →
“You need time to make friends, get lost in the streets and in the beauty of a...”
– garance dore on travel.
diplomatz dylan? →
October 2009
17 posts
rhymes with balaclava.
finally found the perfect rhyme for “balaclava” http://bit.ly/WlUDs
apparently, being on your death bed frees up a lot of time for web browsing.
if a parisienne can justify sweatpants, so can i: http://bit.ly/bgcIB
Jet Rag is where bridesmaids dresses go to die.
RT @hotdogsladies Give a man a fish & he eats 4 a day;give him a Lit. degree & he’ll remind u Hemingway never saw The Old Man as a metaphor.
My monkey baby…TLC has actually found a way to outweird the Duggars.
Well its only a matter of time until VIA replaces you anyways, @laurasreebny. Come work with me!
If sitting down to a “say yes to the dress” marathon/bottle of wine on a Sat. night is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Tonight would have been a good good night if it weren’t for this terrible bep song playing over and over.
a bartending job posting on craigslist requested girls with a “hooters look”. don’t know what that means, do know i don’t have it.
September 2009
54 posts
honestly, @giafrese when have i been UNprepared for a party? what is your projected date of arrival?
“We know the sound of two hands clapping. But what is the sound of one hand clapping?”
play this when i enter the ring for my 2026 intergalactic boxing match http://bit.ly/vg8dE
as perscribed by dr. @dn2l, spending time in the calvin and hobbes corner of b and n to cure the crankies.
and since i only love music from movies today: http://bit.ly/yh6w4
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listening to this in your car makes driving an... →